you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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