You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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