She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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