just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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