R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
