WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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