we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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