you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my poor anus
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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