Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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