just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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