God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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