i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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