I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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