I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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