Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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