he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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