Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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