you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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