I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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