It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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