It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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