I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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