Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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