Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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