i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
