did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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