dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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