someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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