In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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