So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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