didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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