He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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