I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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