no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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