We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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