Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
