Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your tits are I can't wait for
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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