Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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