these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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