I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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