Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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