dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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