pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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