Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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