babies were throwing up all over the place
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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