Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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