My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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