we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
