he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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