Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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