how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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