I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have tasted many bathrooms
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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