I need to stop coming to work sober
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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