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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I intend to get homeless drunk
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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