You really coming over, don't trick.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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