So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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