Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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