Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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